Tallahassee Jackson

Tallahassee Jackson is a minor character who wasn't the man for the job. He is deceased, dead, lifeless, and weak. Received retribution for crimes against humanity. His petty and anti-free wife was Tanya Jackson.

Cause of Death
Garrote around his neck, couldn't get any air. His pal Donny did a bad job at protecting him, if that was what he was supposed to do.

Legacy
His uselessness was rewarded by replacement. Adrian Diesel did remember him as "The Man for the Job", and currently still calls him "Taliho Jockstrap". His death shook up much of the people of Helmfirth.